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Happy Purple Tuesday, Reader!

More purpley than Black Friday, but just as small businessy as Small Business Saturday, Purple Tuesday is here! Although it's a holiday we completely made up to give you a fun reason to shop the Escape Adulthood Lemonade Stand, we do have an incredible opportunity to make it worth your while. (Two, in fact.)

🖼️ 20% Off Original Paintings
There aren't many of my original paintings for sale, and we've never offered a discount, but for this day — and this day only — you can use the secret code PURPLEY to get 20% off any original! I've even released a few from my personal collection for the occasion! (Due to the intricacies involved in shipping original paintings, we cannot guarantee it will arrive before Christmas. But if it's a gift, I'll be happy to create a custom video of me with the painting and a special message you can present to the recipient.) See what's still available!

🪄 The Magical Time Machine Mini*Print
Have you ever fallen in love with a Mini*Print only to see that it's sold out? Or kicked yourself for not buying one when you had the chance, and now it's too late? This rare and magical Time Machine Mini*Print allows you to go back in time and purchase ANY sold-out timed-release print from the past! There are currently 85 Mini*Prints listed as SOLD OUT, but we're giving you a magic wand, just for today. Access the Time Machine Print now!

(Note: The Time Machine Mini*Prints are not eligible for inclusion in the Mini*Print Starter Kit.)

Both of these opportunities go poof at midnight on Tuesday, Dec 2nd, 2025. Don't miss out!

Stay young and stay fun,

P.S.

Fun fact: We came up with "Purple Tuesday" before "Giving Tuesday" became a thing, but the good news is that we donate 5% of every sale to Compassion International, an organization that helps kids in poverty all over the world. To date, we are proud to have donated over $168,000 so far!

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I am a professional reminder-er and permission granter who moonlights as an artist, author, and speaker. I enjoy Star Wars, soft t-shirts, and brand new tubes of paint. My wife Kim and I homeschool our three weird kids and live in Wisconsin, where we eat way too many cheese curds.

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